Hi Scotty how you doing? You look sad, tell me please, you know I don't mind helping you! Oh, your girl broke up with you? That's so sad. But don't worry you will be ok Scotty! Your such a great guy. What do you want me to do for you Scotty? What's that? You want me to strip down and play with myself? Scotty whats wrong with you? I don't know Scotty, well ok, being your girlfriend broke up with you & all, I'm sure I can work something out!